- Knock knock. Who’s there? Hawaii. Hawaii who? I’m fine, Hawaii you?
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Voodoo. Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are, asking me so many questions?
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Nana. Nana who? Nana your business.
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Mustache. Mustache who? Mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Amish. Amish who? Really? You don’t look like a shoe.
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Gorilla. Gorilla who? Gorilla me a hamburger.
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You’re welcome.
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Turnip. Turnip who? Turnip the volume, I love this song!
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Adore. Adore who? Adore is between us. Open up!
- Knock knock.Who’s there? Daisy! Daisy who? Daisy me rollin, they hatin’.
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Aida. Aida who? Aida sandwich for lunch today.
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Cargo. Cargo who? No, car go “beep beep”!
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Icing. Icing who? Icing so loud, the neighbors can hear.
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase.
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Cereal. Cereal who? Cereal pleasure to meet you!
- Knock knock. Who’s there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? Dang! All this time, I had no idea you could yodel.
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Keith! Keith who? Keith me, my thweet preenth!
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in it’s cold out here.
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Oswald. Oswald who? Oswald my bubble gum!
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Hey, don’t cry!
- Knock knock. Who’s there? An extraterrestrial. An extraterrestrial who? Wait, how many extraterrestrials do you know?
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Police. Police who? Police stop telling these awful knock knock jokes!
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Candice. Candice who? Candice door open or what?
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Control Freak. Con— Okay, now you say, “Control Freak who?!”
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Theodore! Theodore who? Theodore wasn’t open so I knocked.
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Yah. Yah who? No thanks, I use Bing or Google.
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Snow. Snow who? Snow use. I forgot my name again!
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Robin. Robin who? Robin you, now hand over the cash!
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Pecan! Pecan who? Pecan somebody your own size!
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub already. I’m drowning!
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Annie. Annie who? Annie way you can let me in now?
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Cantaloupe! Cantaloupe who? Cantaloupe to Vegas, our parents would get mad.
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Spell. Spell who? Okay, fine. W-H-O.
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Water. Water who? Water those plants or they’re going to die!
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Euripides. Euripides who? Euripides jeans, you pay for ’em.
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Closure. Closure who? Closure mouth while you’re chewing!
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Cash. Cash who? No thanks, but I’d love some peanuts!
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you and I don’t care who knows it!
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Tyrone. Tyrone who? Tyrone shoelaces!
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Figs! Figs who? Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Ho-ho. Ho-ho who? You know, your Santa impression could use a little work.
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Yacht. Yacht who? Yacht to know me by now!
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes a nice place you got here.
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Mikey! Mikey who? Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole!
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Owls say. Owls say who? Yes, they do.
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Déja. Déja who? Knock knock!
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Mike Snifferpippets. Mike Snifferpippets who? Oh come on, how many Mike Snifferpippets do you know?
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Sherlock. Sherlock who? Sherlock your door tight.
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Rhino! Rhino who? Rhino every knock knock joke there is!
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Goliath. Goliath who? Goliath down, thou looketh tired!
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Leena. Leena who? Leena little close and I will tell you!
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Juno. Juno who? Juno I love you, right?
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Witches. Witches who? Witches the way to the store.
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Beets! Beets who? Beets me!
- Knock knock. Who’s there? To. To who? It’s to whom.
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Avenue. Avenue who? Avenue seen it coming?
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, there’s no point!
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Ice Cream Soda. Ice Cream Soda who? Ice Cream Soda whole neighborhood can hear!
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Egg. Egg who? Eggstremely disappointed you still don’t recognize me.
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Zany. Zany who? Zany body home?
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Teresa. Teresa who? Teresa are green!
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Iran. Iran who? Iran over here to tell you this!
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Dozen. Dozen who? Dozen anybody want to let me in?!
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Amanda. Amanda who? Amanda fix your sink!
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Nun. Nun who? Nun your business!
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Jess. Jess who? Jess cut the talking and open the door!
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Me. Me who? Having an identity crisis, are you?
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Hatch. Hatch who? Bless you!
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Zoom. Zoom who? Zoom did you expect!
- Knock knock. Who’s there? FBI. FB… We’re asking the questions here.
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Mikey. Mikey who? Mikey got lost; open up!
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Ben. Ben who? Ben hoping I can come in!
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Cook. Cook who? Yeah, you do sound crazy!
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Noise. Noise who? Noise to see you!
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Noah. Noah who? Noah good place we can go get lunch?
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Leaf. Leaf who? Leaf me alone!
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Aaron. Aaron who? Why Aaron you opening the door?
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you even going to open the door!
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Woo. Woo who? Don’t get so excited, it’s just a joke.
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Yukon. Yukon who? Yukon say that again!
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Amarillo. Amarillo who? Amarillo nice guy.
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Andrew! Andrew who? Andrew a picture!
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Armageddon. Armageddon who? Armageddon a little bored. Let’s go out.
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Bruce. Bruce who? I Bruce easily, don’t hit me !
- Knock knock.Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? Butter be quick, I have to go to the bathroom!
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Bed. Bed who? Bed you can’t guess who I am!
- Knock knock. Who’s there? CD. CD who? CD guy on your doorstep?
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Cows go. Cow’s go who? No, silly. Cows go “moo!”
- Knock knock. Who’s there ? Dishes! Dishes who? Dishes the Police come out with your hands up.
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Interrupting doctor. Inter– You’ve got cancer.
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Ears. Ears who? Ears another knock knock jokes for you!
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Ferdie! Ferdie who? Ferdie last time open this door!
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Iona. Iona who? Iona new car!
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Ivor. Ivor who? Ivor you let me in or I’ll climb through the window.
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Keanu. Keanu who? Keanu let me in, it’s cold out here !
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Kanga. Kanga who? Actually, it’s kangaroo!
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the the peep hole and find out.
- Knock knock. Who’s there? A little boy. A little boy who? A little boy who can’t reach the doorbell.
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Lion. Lion who? Lion on your doorstep, open up!
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